Gaming Lives: The Answer to life the universe and everything in it.

You may have already read this but apparently its quite funny so you can read it again if you like, orginal posted on  gaminglives.com last week.

Apparently women think about shopping every 60 seconds and guys think about sex every 53 seconds.  Personally, I think that’s rubbish but it was in a newspaper and everything,
so with that in mind I thought I’d conduct a very sciencey type experiment thing and try work out how often gamers think about games. First thing I need is a gamer. Now, I’m not paying one to conduct my experiments on so I guess I’ll have to do them on myself. Now I need a brain reader thingy – woa! Those CT scanner things are expensive maybe I’ll just use the notepad on my iPhone. So on to the experiment. My aim is to find out how often gamers think about games, so I’ll write down the time and the thought in question. Non gamers beware this is, well as best as I can tell, what your gaming friends are thinking most of the time.

Today is the Friday before Mass Effect 2.

Thoughts occur in real time…

Waking thought
BBC should make a live action version of Peggle, players could be in teams of two, one answers questions and aims the other is trapped in a zorb ball. They could put it on before the lottery, Brucey could present or maybe Vernon Kay. It would be like bulls eye – they could have a proper gamer come in to raise money for charity half way through and the trophy could be a bendy Bjorn The Unicorn.

9:45 am quick flick through joystiq.com while the computer dispatches the orders at work. This story caught my eye  maybe Eidos should make a game where you play a disgruntled CEO of a games company who lost everything because of the bad press his game got and you have to stalk and kill the employs of a TV news station. It would be like a shot across the bow of the news corps. They’ll think harder before slamming games they haven’t played like Mass Effect and the whole sex scene thing.

9:58 am I hate Bobby Kotick

10:28 am Checked my email. My brother has been inspired my brilliant journalistic skills and has submitted an article: To Beta Or Not To Beta. I’ll read it later.

10:29 am Lol, he forgot to attach it.

11:00 am Victor is trying to justify his Hannah Montana gaming by suggesting it’s for an article.  I do wonder why he’s posting it on the Gaming Lives account and not his own – I think he doesn’t want people to know what he’s been up to – Vic man I love you, you’re the John Shaft of the internet but seriously there’s no going back from what you did.

11:26 am Just did my follow Fridays on twitter they are very gaming related today.
http://twitter.com/justbiglee/status/8065784484
http://twitter.com/justbiglee/status/8065889498
http://twitter.com/justbiglee/status/8065916655
http://twitter.com/justbiglee/status/8065949310
http://twitter.com/justbiglee/status/8066058296

12:16 pm I don’t like secrets what’s the big secret? I wonder if it’s an iPhone app? that would be cool.  Think I’ll see what today’s post is.

12:17 pm Lorna doesn’t like avatars on the Xbox, I like mine.  I look cool but I did have to buy the top and eye piece and in real world money I have no idea how much they cost.

12:19 pm I bought the Sims 3 for some odd reason, I made an exact digital copy of myself in every single way, I even recreated my flat as accurately as I could. Then when I started the game up, mini me walked in sat on the sofa and fired the games console up, he forgot to eat and then fell asleep on the sofa – I found it scary that I am living my life as intended and to my potential, but I haven’t played the Sims since.

12:21 pm You have to pay for stuff on Farmville?

12:23 pm Nobody’s made a good steam punk game (except BioShock).

12:24 pm Lol, rubber chicken with a pulley.

12:59 pm I want an Isaac figure from Dead Space.

13:39 pm Game’s shop window is all Mass Effected up, man I want that game.

13:49 pm EA made an Army Of Two comic?? Is there anything they won’t make into a comic? I hate that game.

13:55 pm I bought the Isaac figure, he’s cool.

14:10 pm The army are recruiting for cannon fodder in town, if it was the UNSC I’d sign up like that.

14:54 pm Can’t wait ‘til I get home going, to get Isaac out the box….

14:55 pm OMG he lights up, that’s awesome I must tweet this and tell all.

15:41 pm Another flick round joystiq.  Ohh DLC for Assassins Creed 2.  320 points is cheap – it must be short or crap, or both.

15:42 pm I hope EA don’t cock up this DLC thing for Mass Effect 2

15:44 pm Oh balls! Dads got my copy of Assassin’s Creed 2 no DLC for me

17:11 pm Talking with Kev at work about how cool it would be to play Dead Space for the first time again. I wish I could play loads of games for the first time again.

17:54 pm Ohh what’s the super secret thing on Gaming Lives gonna be? I hate not knowing things. Maybe we are going to do Gaming Lives branded tablet PC, they are all the rage at the min.  Or cake, there was an icing comment earlier.

18:10 pm Ohh a forum, shiney – still it’s not cake though is it?

18:11 pm I still think Ben owes me a cake.

18:53 pm I’ve got no games to play.

20:25 pm Think I’ll put it the Xbox on anyway.

20:30 pm Talking to my friend Pete about The Saboteur, I’m not sure if I’ll like it might wait for it to hit the sales.

20:36 pm Gonna try do this bit on Darksiders again, I think I’ll end up losing my temper and end up killing another polar bear.

20:39 pm Attempt one killed by two ghost witch things.

20:43 pm Attempt two killed the first two, then a big bloody red thing showed up, then two more witches and some flying buggers – I died again.

20:45 pm Attempt three.  Rinsed by the first two witches again.

20:47 pm I won’t type what I screamed this is a family place.

20:48 pm Gorrammit!

20:53 pm Garrrhrr!

21:00 pm Rawwwwwwrrr!

21:15 pm Thank frak for that, I’m not going to write how many times I failed, I was so close to trading this in.

23:22 pm Bored of Darksiders tonight now.

23:35 pm Oh, GamesTM I forgot I bought that.

00:37 am I could be a space marine.

Saturday

09:49 am Wonder if this weeks invisible walls is up yet?  Yay it is.  Oh bloody hell it’s about Mass Effect 2, there’s a new bonus round up too I’ll watch that later.  Think I’ll just have a look at what else is going on while that downloads.

10:06 am More politicians sticking their nose in our games again, except this one chickened out of a debate.

10:08 am Upon further investigation he was up against Eidos’ Ian Livingstone, the same guy from yesterday’s news story.  Maybe he heard about Eidos’ other new game where you play a disgruntled CEO of a games company who lost everything because of new laws on violent games and you have to stalk MP’s and pick them off one by one slowly working your way up to Gordon Brown. Like Assassins Creed except not as good.

11:06 am Invisible walls was good this week looks like they are finally getting hold of losing Marcus beer.  I’m also getting much love on twitter and the site for my Army Of Two review – I was nervous about that one.

11:16 am I just YouTubed the Hannah Montana game – wtf is victor doing playing that, I had to stop the video after 14 seconds it drove me crazy!

12:02 pm Oh the BBC want to get back into games – oh it’s not proper games, Facebook ones and that crap.

12:05 pm A Stig game would be cool it could be like Halo except with cooler cars and he’d be white or maybe a Lego Top Gear game where the studio is the hub like in Star Wars and you replay the challenges but in Lego form – it could be four player online co-op with Stig, Hammond, Clarkson and Captain Slow. Actually I’d buy that – that would be a really good game. You could have online leader boards shared with your friend’s lists for the star in a reasonably priced car section and the cool wall could be where you pick to reply levels. Jeremy’s special attack could be hitting things with a hammer.

12:25 pm Argh my Xbox Live is due to expire better get up town.

124:3 pm Oh no it’s not I just remembered I had a 12 moth card I registered last year, I hope it’ll kick in automatically, I can find it on the Xbox site anywhere.

13:20 pm Think I’ll pop Darksiders in again, I can’t decide if this is a bad game or a rubbish one.

14:45 pm I think it’s both, don’t think I can be arsed with it anymore- I’ve not played Forza in ages I’ll play that.

16:50 pm Man, I’m hungry and bored of Forza again, it’s a good game just in small spats, my brother has coined a good phrase for what I’m going through – “disc twitching” is where you can’t play anything that isn’t the game that’s not out yet.  In this case, Mass Effect 2.

16:51 pm These two planks on sentuamessage do my head in, do people really ask these questions? What I think happens is that plank A and plank B want to tell us something and they just look for another plank (plank C) who happened to ask the question.

16:52 pm With this games room thing, why do we have to pay again for games that are probably out of copyright anyway?

16:53 pm Nobody asked that Halo question anybody who like Halo bought ODST and would have the maps. Kane and Lynch looks rubbish.  I’m not going to play it because I love Geoff Gurstman.

16:54 pm God why do I watch this every week? They should just put aceybongos on punching small children who keep asking about chocobos.

17:10 pm I wonder what happened to the pretty lady off sentuamessage.

At least if Hammond crashes they can always use Superglue

17:11 pm I might send them a message asking when the Top Gear Lego game is out, or the one where you play as a disgruntled CEO of a games company and go around stalking news presenters and politicians.

17:14 pm Haven’t played Portal in ages, I might just pop it on so I can watch the end.

18:33 pm This was a triumph.  I’m making a note here, huge success…

18:35 pm Portal is one of those rare games that have a soul. I love this game.

18:40 pm Bored again now.

19:00 pm Doodle Jump on the iPhone is the most addictive game ever, except maybe Peggle.

19:45 pm I’m worried BioShock 2 could be rubbish that games had like five dev’s – too many cooks and all that.

20:30 pm Maybe I’ll finish GamesTM

22:49 pm I hope this article for Gaming Lives doesn’t get boring. Maybe I’ll go bed and end it here.

22:50 pm Wow, I’ve written a lot I can’t believe I was entertaining the thought of doing this for a week!

So there you have it. The average gamer thinks about games on average every 42 minutes and you also have the inner workings of a gamers head, not every gamer though. an MMO gamer will have completely different thoughts across a day, they would be things like “I’m gonna be the first to kill the Litch king” and casual gamer would think things like “ohh but if I have this slice of cake my fitness age will go up” but they would all be about the same, well except the casual gamers they tend to think about real world things too like shopping or sex.

Things I mentioned you might want to buy…

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