Popped in to see the ex today just to see how the bitch is getting on without me, I’d walked past her a few times this week in town and just blanked her. She pretended she didn’t see me but I know she did, what with her big fat nondescript face staring out onto the street. So I decided to pop in and say hello, see how the old cow is getting on. I crossed the threshold and hadn’t even made it to the wall of pre-owned (stolen) shit…

“You OK there? Need any help at all?”

oh you know what never mind.

The ex…

Advertisements
Tagged

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: